It's like tobacco, only green!

I wish life was that simple

So...some good and bad news folks. Good news is I can get back whenever I please (given it's around the dec/jan mark), the only condition is that I lay off the movies and get into study mode with my quran/arabic studies...oh and I have to cut back on the net too. Which leads to the bad news...I can only use the net on FRIDAYS, shoot me in the head whydontcha.

Back to rambling then...

I really want to try some damn Qat, sure it looks disgusting (to your right) but I hear it lifts your mood, calms you down, helps you concentrate among other things. Looks fun too, they have these whatchamacallits that you sit around in and socialize for about 6 hours straight, sounds like my type of gig. But like all new things, I don't like doing it alone. Any volunteers?


No basketball for you!

Well suprise suprise, who would of guessed, after weeks of anticipation, hundreds of let downs that THIS time would be any diffrent...bugger me. You can't rely on anyone these days, they make you a promise and they don't keep it.


Oh, I haven't told you guys about my favourite video store guy, I did sorta mention him in my last post but he's a pretty cool dude, sure he says and does some pretty crazy shit but that's why I like him, here's a few random things he's said to me:

1. MOST Yemeni males are gay, sure a lot of us enjoy the whole "straight" concept but we have needs and Yemeni women aren't meeting our requirments. We would LOVE to get married but these days it costs upwards of 5 grand and there's no way we can afford that shit. What other options do we have but to fuck other guys?

2. OH DAAAAAMN! Look at that ass! WOOOOWEEE! Now that is NICE! *I look...and it's a fully clad yemeni woman, niqab and all -.- something a lil like this >>>*

3. There was a blind girl, She was twenty-five years old and longing for a husband; but whenever she brought the subject up with her father he'd say, "My daughter, you are blind. No one wants you. But don't worry , you'll find a husband in Paradise." Well, one day she was up on the roof hanging out the washing when she tripped and fell six stories. By chance she fell into a cart carrying bananas and was knocked unconscious. The cart drove on. Ten minutes later she came to...Ah, she thought, I am dead. Then, as she felt the bananas, she remembered what her father had told her and gave a little shriek:"Slowly, slowly, men of Paradise! Please, take your turn!"


Well that's it for today, next post will be up on Friday, maybe sooner if I manage to sneak out of boarding school! In the words of my favourite Asian dude off of "The Hangover"...TOODALOO MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

To Infinity And Beyond!

I got 99 problems, and they all bitches - Kid Cudi:

Stupid girls are driving me insane, wearing niqabs and shit is cool but then going around doing the naughty with video store guys? Not so cool...well I don't mind cept how the hell do I tell ya'll apart especially since 95% of Yemeni women wear the niqab...Seriously, even prostitutes, yes, REAL hoes are wearing niqabs. I just wish I could tell which ones are up for some lovin' and which ones ain't. And it doesn't help that theres so many girls with the most amaaaaaaaaaaazing eyes. If you'd look out the window and to you're left you will see a prime example.



My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely little humps (Check it out)


School ain't out:

Going back to boarding school Saturday :/ totally sucks. The only upside is the more effort I put in, the sooner I get back home to P-City. Bring on the foul and whips! I'll be updating my blog on Friday's only!

Check List, things I gotta do by next Saturday:

1. Play some damn basketball
2. Get in a fight (some form of physical excercise really)
3. Learn how to count from 21-50 in Indonesian
4. Take some photos of Yemen for ya'll to see!
   

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Since I can't figure out how to add a little side page thing to put up poems/lyrics and shit I'm going to just have to put it here. enjoy moochachas!

This one is called "Heart Of Ice", inspired by Robert Frost's "Fire & Ice", same rhyming pattern too.

Heart of ice
Mind and body of fire
For you I have died twice
You tore out my heart despite
My love is what you desire
But from what I've learnt of fear,
against chance and love you will conspire
Until you hold no person dear.

For your heart is cold,
even if mind and body is of fire
Truly,heart rules over head I have been told
Conflicting your mind till ages old
For your heart has tasted love before
Only to be torn to shreds to be concise
Left broken and raw
To be replaced with one of ice

I'll put some more up when ever the mood strikes :)

F-F-First post

Hey hey, welcome welcome to my new blog!

Blog smog yeah? I agree, most blogs suck these days, but i'm determined to be diffrent!

I'm going to start off by filling out one of those random question things, always good fun.

Write Ten Things People May Not Know About You

1. Hate babies with a passion, kids are OK though
2. Salax is the Somali spelling of salah and is meant to be pronounced like the latter
3. I like to pretend i'm a robot sometimes
4. Born in Sweden
5. I get nauseated by Weet-Bix
6. Totally love the emo look on girls
7. Did marial arts
8. Can read and write really well in Arabic, but my speaking skills are ME-DIE-OCRE
9. Named after a friend of my rents who died in the Somali civil war as a soldier
10. Total wuss when it comes to horror movies

50 Things

Sleep with or without clothes on? just a pair of shorts
Prefer black or blue pens? Blue
Dress up on Halloween? Afro ninja, swords and all
Like to travel? I travel nearly every year
Like Someone? just one or two
Do they know? one of them does
Who sleeps with you every night? my super cuddly extra pillow (helps me sleep)
Think you're attractive? hmm sometimes
Want to get married? heaps
To: Someone fun and amazing who can keep things intresting.
Are you a good student? no way, sooo lazy
Are you currently happy? hmm not really, don't like being away from home for long periods
Have you ever cheated?? Been cheated on? No
Birthplace? Gothenburg, Sweden
Christmas or Halloween? Halloween for sure
Colored or black-and-white photo? coloured
Do long distance relationships work? no, totally don't like the idea
Do you believe in astrology? always fun to read but no
Do you believe in love at first sight? well kinda not really
Do you consider yourself the life of the party? nah, but I do keep things intresting
Do you drink? no I do not.
Do you make fun of people? only my close friends, the assholes
Do you think dreams eventually come true? If you fight for them, yes
Favorite fictional character? Sam Uley and Durzo Blint
Go to the movies or rent? renting, so long as I got plenty of food
Have you ever moved? ugh, too many times
Have you ever stolen anything? depends, I don't steal steal but I do borrow things without permission sometimes, only if I know they'll get over it
How's the weather right now? hot but light drizzle
Last time you cut your hair? 3 weeks ago, buzz cut
Last person you talked to on the phone? My dad this morning.
Last time you showered? last night
Loud or soft music? mostly loud, but from a distance
Mcdonalds or Burger King? maccas
Night or day? night is when all the good shit happens
Number of pillows? 2, got a small bed :(
Piano or guitar? I wish I could play the piano
Future job? Dr. Salax has a nice ring to it
Current job? pack mule
Current love? mint choc chip milkshakes and 3oh!3
Current longing? HOME!
Current disappointment? Giving my bank card to my mum, there goes 4 grand -.-
Current annoyance? yemen electricity
Last thing you ate? that was yesterday, 2 shawarmas (mini kebab type things)
Last thing you bought? mountain DEW
Most recent thing you are looking forward to? starting uni
What are you hearing right now? A motor pumping water into a houses water tank!
Plans for the weekend? Gonna be shooting hoops and err sinking 8 balls?
What did you do today? internet cafe and nothing so far

Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
T-T-touching on my, while I'm touching on your...(touching on my-3oh!3)

Pick a movie quote? Doc, none of us could remember anything from last night. Remember? (The Hangover)


Aiight dudes, thats it for the first post, i'll just jump straight in next post, so stay tuned.